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[Safe Forex Trading System] Biwi ki Kathaayein

  • By eToro
  • Postado Wednesday, March 5, 2014 at 2:21 AM
Biwi ki Kathaayein GirlWomanPrincessOlder woman  

MBA ki wife : Eji , Yeh inflation kya hai ?
MBA : Phele tu 36-24-36 thi , ab tu 42-40-48 hai! Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai par phir bhi teri value kam hai.
Yahi INFLATION hai !!! ®™Index finger pointing upFace with stuck-out tongue and tightly closed eyesFace with stuck-out tongue and winking eyeSmiling face with smiling eyes

Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.
But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 Smiling Face with HaloFace with stuck-out tongue and winking eyeFace with stuck-out tongue and winking eyeRaised handRaised handRaised hand
Law of equality Diamond shape with a dot inside

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!Telephone receiverMobile phone
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Wife = Where R u.?
Husband ?= I'm At "Bank".
Wife  = Wow thats good ? I need 20,000 ?? For new  Cell Phone  ,5,000 ?? for new dress ?, 6000?? for new shoes?, 4000??  for new purse?, 8000?? for my new cosmetics
Husband ? = Sorry.  I mean I am at Blood bank.  KHOON PIYEGI?
KHOON?
 
Listening to wife Princessis like reading the terms & conditions of website.
You understand NothingSleepy face, still you click
"I Agree"Face with stuck-out tongue and tightly closed eyes......!!
 
Wife: Suno ji, Doctor ne muje ek mahina aaram ke liye switzerland ya paris jaane ko kaha hai.  Hum kaha jayenge?
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.Angry face
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.Face without mouth
.Neutral Face
.Smiling Face with Halo
Husband: Dusre Doctor ke paas..Smiling face with open mouth and tightly closed eyesSmiling face with open mouth and tightly closed eyesSmiling face with heart-shaped eyesFace with stuck-out tongue and winking eye
 

Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today.
Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son.Face with stuck-out tongue and winking eye

            
              
Hubby Ke B'day Par Wife Ne Pucha : Kya Gift Dun??

Hubby : Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!!

Wife (Kuch Der Soch Ke): Nahin Main To Gift Hi Dungi.Face with stuck-out tongue and winking eye
             
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Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband.
The poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
-------------Happy person raising one handFace with 'OK' gestureInformation desk personFace with 'no good' gesture
                
Why do most indian women request for the same husband, in the next life.?..
Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai.. waste thodi jane denge! Woman's sandalHigh-heeled shoeWoman's bootsHandbagPouchPurseGlassesLipstickKimonoRunning shirt with sashHaircutNail varnishDancer
 
 
Ok hand signFace with stuck-out tongue and winking eye
Face with tears of joyFace with tears of joyFace with tears of joy
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does
Face with stuck-out tongue and winking eyeSmiling face with SunglassesFace savouring delicious foodFace with tears of joySmiling face with open mouth and smiling eyes

What's Checkmate?

U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u"
&
wife asks "WAS SHE HOT..??"
U cnt say 'no'
U cnt say 'yes'
Dat's Checkmate.! Face savouring delicious foodFace with stuck-out tongue and winking eye
 
               
STOCK MARKET EFFECT
Depressed Husband to his fat wife : "You are my only investment, that has doubled.'' See-no-evil monkeyHear-no-evil monkeySpeak-no-evil monkey😟Disappointed but relieved faceSleepy face
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