Daryl Kabatoff <doukhoborarchivescanada@gmail.com>: Jun 16 03:25PM -0700
If I Were Mayor of Saskatoon - Part C - By Kabatoff, D.S.
June 13 2020 9:34 pm 44,936 words
"The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly, replaceable. And we will replace them." –Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau
We read in the Hadith Number 2442 that when Mohammad wore 6-year-old Aisha's shit-stained panties, the panties talked and dictated the Koran. Mohammad took off Aisha's talking shit-stained panties and tried on the shit-stained panties belonging to other little girls, but those other panties would not talk, so Mohammad put Aisha's shit-stained panties back on, and her shit-stained panties resumed dictating the Koran (from the Sahih Collection of al-Bukhari, Hadith Number 2442). And now that we have Aisha's shit-stained panties dictating laws to Canadians, this adversely affects lives of people living in Saskatoon. As a possible candidate for Mayor of The City of Saskatoon, I'd like to make it clear that I am opposed to this "Sharia Law" that Aisha's shit-stained panties proclaimed.
There is no precedent in Scripture of shit-stained panties proclaiming an end to God's Commandments, let alone ever talking. God's prophets were united in defense of His Commandments, while Aisha's shit-stained panties never mentioned God's Commandments. Mohammad can't be a prophet of God because he only received instruction from Aisha's shit-stained panties, and these instructions never mentioned God's Commandments, nor did the instructions include a single prophecy. And neither Aisha nor her shit-stained panties are prophets of God, for neither Aisha, nor her shit-stained panties spoke in defense of God's Commandments, nor did either utter a single prophecy.
God's prophets are united in defense of God's Commandments, if Aisha's shit-stained panties spoke in defense of God's Commandments, then Aisha's shit-stained panties could possibly have a claim of being a prophet of God. But Aisha's shit-stained panties neither uttered prophecy nor did they speak in defense of God's Commandments. If Mohammad wore the talking shit-stained panties while the talking shit-stained panties spoke in defense of God's Commandments and at the same time were uttering prophecy, this still won't result in Mohammad being a prophet of God, because it was the shit-stained panties that prophesized and not Mohammad. Likely Mohammad put six-year-old Aisha's shit-stained panties on because they were talking while Aisha was wearing them, although the panties belonged to Aisha an event such as this one needs to be shared. You certainly can't blame Aisha if her shit-stained panties started talking. And you can't blame Mohammad, I'm pretty sure that most anybody who came across a six-year-old little girl who's shit-stained panties were talking, would similarly remove them and try them on for him or herself, just to see if the shit-stained panties would continue to talk. Years later Stalin came along and got the little kids to build composite Yaks that saved Russia from utter ruin, but it is Mohammad that is greatly loved instead. Anyway, today Aisha's shit-stained panties are likely located in the basement of the Vatican and are viewed as a valuable relic, there they continue talking but are now coated with semen as well.
It needs to be noted that before Mohammad removed Aisha's shit-stained talking panties, that he heard a voice coming from the region of her anus. How did Mohammad know that the voice was coming from six-year-old Aisha's shit-stained panties rather than her anus? Clearly Mohammad would have had to remove her panties in order to determine where exactly the voice was coming from. It is likely that the talking spirit originally resided in Aisha's rectum and then later migrated to her shit-stained panties. There remains a possibility that Hadith Number 2442 is in error, that the Koran was not dictated by Aisha's shit-stained panties at all but instead by Aisha's arsehole. But even if that were the case, since the voice never defended God's Commandments nor uttered prophecy, Aisha clearly has no claim of being a prophet of God. And furthermore, the western media (owned by the Catholic Church) has no basis to be calling the murderous pedophile "The Holy Prophet". Regardless, now in Saskatoon and other western communities, the residents give free houses to the newly arrived Islamists and allow these Islamists to try on their daughter's panties as well.
People should consider reading Hadith 2442 for themselves, when I read the passage it is pretty clear to me that it was Aisha's shit-stained panties that dictated the Koran, to say otherwise would be udder heresy. The scribe who witnessed the birth of the Koran and documented it in Hadith Number 2442 would have been astounded to hear Aisha's shit-stained panties talking, no doubt. But again, how was the scribe to know if the voice came from Aisha's shit-stained panties rather than from her anus? Only if the shit-stained panties spoke while Mohammad wore them, and if at the same time Aisha's anus was not uttering any Koranic passages, could we be reasonably assured that indeed, it was Aisha's panties that spoke and dictated the Koran.
I imagine the scribe was in a tough position, he had to have heard the voice coming from the region of Aisha's anus, he would have had to witness Mohammad removing Aisha's shit-stained panties, he would have had to watch as Mohammad dressed up in Aisha's shit-stained panties, and then he would have had to heard the shit-stained panties talking while Mohammad wore them. But the Hadith goes on to say that Mohammad removed Aisha's talking shit-stained panties and tried on the shit-stained panties belonging to other little girls in order to determine if those shit-stained panties would speak as well, and so the scribe was present to witness and document the entire event. I think the scribe may have witnessed that the voice was coming from Aisha's and Mohammad's arseholes, but he would have faced pressure to instead fraudulently document that the voice was coming from Aisah's shit-stained panties instead. Telling Mohammad to his face that he is talking out of his ass would likely not go over too well for the scribe.
There should be classes taught on the subject in primary schools, high schools and universities, as the kids should be encouraged to think on the serious subject of the origin of the Koran. If I were mayor of Saskatoon, I would warn the parents to watch over their daughter's panties and make sure that the panties are not talking, and if the panties do start talking, to report the incident to any appropriate authorities. Likely you will soon have a Brahmin Hindu psychiatrist telling you that you think too much about talking panties, so it might be wise to first wash the panties and see if they continue talking after they come out of the dryer. I advise the citizens of the City of Saskatoon to not hang talking panties on any clothes lines, but to dry them in dryers instead, lest the talking panties say anything to bother the neighbors. Heaven forbid, children's panties hanging out together outside on clothes lines could break out into song, I think that such a situation would be rather intolerable if they sang crappy songs, and more so if they sang crappy songs throughout the night. I don't think we need a new bylaw to prevent children's panties from singing at night as the existing noise bylaw should have this covered. Nevertheless the issue is sure to be divisive as religion always is, some Saskatoonians are sure to only hang their talking panties out on Saturday, others will choose Sunday or some other day, some will whirl their children's panties clockwise, others in a counterclockwise direction. My hope is that people would wash their daughter's shit-stained panties before hanging them outside on a clothes line for all to see (and hear, and smell), as this way they were less likely to utter any crap. I should go on about the shit-stained panties because Scripture advises us to beware of lying spirits, like Santa Clause, manifestations of Mary, the Easter Bunny and such. Anyway, a thousand years after Aisha's shit-stained panties dictated the Koran, people in England were sticking their arses out of second and third story windows and crapping upon people passing by on the streets below. Incredible story, I couldn't make it up if I tried.
The Catholic media censors Scriptural references to cannibalism, censors acts of pedophilia by their Catholic priests, encourages homosexuality and witchcraft, defends the Protestant churches because the Catholic Church owns them, and endlessly wars against God's First Three Commandments by getting you to engage in a pagan winter festival. Then there is the issue of the Catholic Church using their media to get the "Christians" in America to vote for "Obama", an Indonesian Islamist. Even after Obama funded the extermination of Christians from the middle-east, the Catholic media continues to heap praises upon him. "Obama" (a homosexual Indonesian Islamist) stood with his wife "Michelle" (Mike wears size 12 men's shoes and played football in college), and stood with two borrowed daughters, together the group posed with a tree turned into a decorated idol. The Christians and the pagans together voted for "Obama" because they liked his blinkin' trees. Not just Americans but the whole world loved "Obama" (a homosexual Indonesian Islamist) when they saw photos of him posing with muscular Mike and the blinkin' trees. "Obama" (a homosexual Indonesian Islamist) funded the slaughter of Christians in the middle-east, yet is loved by Christians because he poses with the blinkin' trees, they are decorated idols.
The greatest threat to my life is not the Islamists nor the Catholics, nor their psychiatrists, police officers and judges, it is the filthy and ignorant servers at Tim Horton's and other restaurants who care little of food safety and who scratch their arses, handle money and then hand me a cup of water after touching the rim of the cup. First Nations have casinos that offer such service, the greatest gamble is not blackjack, poker nor slots, the greatest gamble is to consume food and water originating from such restaurants and coffee shops in their casinos. The fecal matter and germs the Indians allow to be spread on the food and water at their casinos kills people, and it kills people faster than the anti-fertility herbs being added to foods by the Islamists. Don't expect First Nations people to enforce food safety regulations at their casinos, they are paying people back for the contaminated blankets handed to their ancestors centuries ago. People buy business licenses and offer food in the hopes of financial profit, then they cut corners to maximize their profits, they care little that staff members dealing the food and handing out water aren't abiding by food safety regulations, their licenses should be revoked and they should face fines. The Indians have cameras all over their First Nations casinos, but they are unable to see their own cooks continually touching their faces, adjusting their glasses and scratching their noses, or whatever, with their rubber-gloved hands, and they think the contaminated meals they offer are still worth $25 a serving. The healthy among us who consume the contaminated food and water get diarrhea for a couple of days while the weak and the elderly get death sentences. The First Nations running the casinos show their true colors each winter when they openly adopt Catholic fertility rites and turn their casinos into blinkin' temples of fertility. There is little difference between traditional aboriginal beliefs and Catholicism, band members flip-flop between their traditional aboriginal beliefs and Catholicism depending whom they are trying to get into their beds and fuck on any particular day, and that is why HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases are so high in the First Nations communities. The Indians are like anybody else, they lined up to help Graham Construction build the new torture facilities in North Battleford, and are eager to sweep the psychiatric ward floors or provide food to the tortured inmates as the positions offered in the hospitals are unionized and pay better than average. The City of Saskatoon should open a casino in Saskatoon and offer food and drinks in a safe manner. Saskatoon's casino should offer a consistent return on the slot machines and display the daily setting for all to see, and should not be turning the machines up or down to pay out when members of a certain race are sitting at them. Being the only casino around Saskatoon, Whitecap Dakota Dunes Casino has no competition and is free to program their slot machines to pay out minimal returns. Anyway, it is disgusting and criminal the way in which most people in and around Saskatoon handle the food they are selling. One filthy Tim Horton's waitress at Dakota Dunes Casino sticks four of her dirty fingers into the empty paper soup bowls when she grabs them to fill them, and does similar when she fills a glass of water for a customer. People just don't care, they don't think, and those employees above them don't care and don't think, and I think that the companies that employ them should pay large fines for their negligent behavior. Their negligent behavior costs lives and costs the City of Saskatoon money.
Repeatedly I have seen fast food restaurants allow mothers to sit their children down upon the front serving counters, these mothers and restaurant employees think pretty highly of the children's filthy pants and dirty arseholes, and then nobody sanitizes the serving counter after the mother and child leaves. Cadets, sports organizations and assorted clubs should submit videos of food service safety infractions to City Hall and share in the fines being levied against them. People who are void of compassion should not be allowed to have a business license that allows them to serve food, but that is not possible so they must face fines in an attempt to force compliance to the laws. The Canadian Food Inspection Agency is just a joke that costs lives and money, the City of Saskatoon should be levying fines against the filthy restaurants without the assistance of that corrupt organization. The Indians in Caswell, Riversdale and Pleasant Hill districts of Saskatoon are largely just killing one another while it is the Indians serving food at Whitecap Dakota Dunes Casino and other restaurants that pose a greater danger to the people of other races.
Much of the money being spent at the casinos in Canada originates from Western New Guinea, Islamists from Indonesia invaded the island about 60 years ago and have been slaughtering the native inhabitants, many of whom are Christians, ever since. Both Chinese and Canadian companies are involved in extracting the gold from the extremely rich land, it is land that likely contains the highest concentration of gold in the entire world. The Chinese transport the gold by pipeline - the Chinese pump an extremely rich golden slurry to their waiting ships, then transport this golden slurry to China where they refine it into gold bullion. The Chinese then use the gold to purchase land, resources, houses, entire companies, and to buy off politicians in Canada and around the world. The Papuans were our allies in WWII, and now Australia and other western nations close their eyes to the atrocities committed by the Islamists, and close their hearts to the suffering of the Papuan people. The "savages" at aboriginal run casinos in Canada work hard to benefit from this Papuan wealth. Should Saskatoon build a casino and |
