Short Facts....!!!
Wife : "Why are you home so early?"
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
Doctor : How's your headache ?
Patient : She's out of town!
Marriage is like a public toilet.
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
& Those inside are desperate to come out.
No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 2 things in life:
(1) Automobile
(2) Wife
Because, there is always a better model in the neighbourhood!
Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!
Whisky is a brilliant invention. One 'double' and you start feeling 'single' again!
It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she loves the most.
And when a man does that, the slide show begins!
Quote on a husband's T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, but my wife is the queen (of them).
Q-You know why women love shoes?
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat, the shoes always fit!
Q- Why can't Women drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere!
Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day!
The woman who invented the phrase "All men are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.
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Recession Bumper Sticker:
The recession is worse than a divorce. You lose half your fortune and still have your wife.
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