WHICH ONE OF THESE IS THE BEST???
Simple Test for Love & Affection:
Put your Wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it.
Open both the rooms after 1 hour...... and see WHO is HAPPY to see you...!!!
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Combination of Flirt and Classic Insult:
Boy: You look like a Barbie...
Girl: Thanks; Tall and Beautiful, right?
Boy: NO... Plastic and Without Brains...!!
Boy: You look like a Barbie...
Girl: Thanks; Tall and Beautiful, right?
Boy: NO... Plastic and Without Brains...!!
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What is the difference between a man buying a Lottery Ticket and a man arguing with his Wife?
= A man buying a Lottery has a Chance to Win..!!
= A man buying a Lottery has a Chance to Win..!!
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Girl: I am not well today; won't be able to come to meet you...
Boy: Oh! I thought of taking you for shopping today.
Girl: O Dear... I was just joking!
Boy: Me, too...!
Girl: O Dear... I was just joking!
Boy: Me, too...!
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Love is like a game of Chess... One wrong move, and you are Married !!!
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The only thing, my Mother-in-Law and I agree on, is that:
MY WIFE SHOULD HAVE MARRIED SOMEONE ELSE...!!!
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Notice on wall of a Church:
Please don't leave your wives alone here; they may be kidnapped...
and you may think -
"it's an answer to your Prayers !!"
Please don't leave your wives alone here; they may be kidnapped...
and you may think -
"it's an answer to your Prayers !!"
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk…!
With warm regards,
Ravi
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