Hello all ,
Here you will get a free signals for four pairs
Eur/Usd Usd/Chf Gbp/Usd Usd/Jpy
signals is one time a day at 9 am
here http://freesignalsonline.blogspot.com
- By eToro
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Postado Tuesday, May 21, 2013
at 3:26 AM
Simple Test for Love & Affection: Put your Wife in a room and lock it. Put your dog in another room and lock it. Open both the rooms after 1 hour...... and see WHO is HAPPY to see you...!!! sacrifice for her.... (it is very long list..) ... just SMILE... (Game Over...!!!)
Difference between पति and गधा:
Husband गधा hi होता है... but गधा इतना भी गधा नहीं, की वो पति बन जाए..!!! 1 hand on Frying Pan, Other on Phone; 1 ear on Cooker's Whistle, Other on Gossip; 1 eye on TV, other on Neighbour... कौन idiot कहेता है की women's life is easy..?? Girl: I am not well today; won't be able to come to meet you... Boy: Oh! I thought of taking you for shopping today. Girl: O Dear... I was just joking! The only thing, my Mother-in-Law and I agree on, is that: MY WIFE SHOULD HAVE MARRIED SOMEONE ELSE...!!! मतदान करने के लिए उम्र 18 साल, और शादी के लिए 21 साल... ऐसा क्यू? क्यू की, सरकार जानती है, की बीवी संभालना, वो मुल्क सँभालने से ज्यादा मुश्किल है...!! What does a Girl / Woman want? = She doesn't know what she wants, but she wants you to know what she wants; and she wants that also! (A bit confusing, but true; do you agree?) FRIEND is- ----- Asian Paints = जो दुनिया बदल दे... GIRLFRIEND is- Everest Masala = जो टेस्ट में बेस्ट... WIFE is----------- Mosquito Coil = जो कोने-कोने से ढूंढ के मारे !!! Sometimes things sound more romantic in Hindi: "में खो गया हूँ तुम्हारे प्यार में, अब तुम भी खो जाओ..." In English: "I am lost in your love... now you also GET LOST.."!!!
Men were sent on Earth to struggle, AND
Women were sent on Earth to make sure it happens! University Exam में WIFE पर Essay लिखने को आया. एक married student ने सिर्फ 1 sentence लिखा, और उसे FULL MARKS मिले! उसने लिखा था: SHE HAS A PROBLEM IN EVERY SOLUTION !!!
Notice on wall of a Church:
Please don't leave your wives alone here; they may be kidnapped... and you may think, it's an answer to your Prayers !! |
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