> *Good joke!!!*
>
> This story tells  us not to be 'too kind' to
> our bosses. Here it goes:
>
>
> There's this Jed Smith  who was working for a
> multi-millionare as a house
> guard. One day, while the millionaire was driving out to
> catch an early
> morning flight to conclude a business deal,  Jed Smith
>  ran out from the
> guard house and stopped the millionaire's car just right
> in front of the
> gate.
>
> He said 'Sir! Sir! Are you going to board a plane?'
>
> 'Yes, why?' asked the millionaire.
> 'You had better cancel the trip. You see, last night I
> dreamt about the
> plane going to crash.'
> Curious over the early morning fright that  Jed Smith
>  had given, the
> multimillionaire decided to cancel his trip.
>
> 'You better be damn right for this is a million dollar
> deal.'
>  The following day, there was a news report that the
> plane which the
> millionaire was supposed to take had indeed crash landed.
> 'Thank God, I cancelled the trip', the rich man said
> realising that what
> Jed Smith had said had come true, he summoned Smith to see
> him. When the
> guard was called that morning, the millionaire gave him his
> salary and
> FIRED him.
>
> WHY did he do that?
>
>
> Think first.....
>
>
> Use your brains.....
>
>
> Use your brains!!!
>
>
> Still no idea?
>
>
> Come on..... it is quite easy.....
>
>
> Still drawing a blank???
>
>
> Just imagine you are Jed Smith  and you have saved your
> boss's life.....
>
>
> OK, since you do not want to 'use your brain' like
> Jed Smith  before you
> talk to your boss.
>
> Just scroll down for the answer.....
>
>
>
> *
> ANSWER:*
>
> *Jed Smith was supposed to guard the house at night. NOT to
> Sleep and Dream
> all night!*
>
>
> *ADVICE:**
>
> So, GO BACK TO WORK, and don't try to save your
> boss's life. It's not worth
> it! Always save your own ass first!!!*