I dont understand how can people call a buy on bajaj auto. I am a
dealer of bajaj auto in vasai ( maharashtra) and let me tell you that
bajaj is going through the worst phase of their business. I am on the
verge of closing my dealership as there is hardly any sale like
before. Honda ne market le liya sab. Bajaj nahi bikta aur hum dealers
ko inventory se bhar diya. There is no ROI and I am not getting any
profit from my bajaj dealership so I am giving my place on hire to KFC
restaurant chain. yahe sab dealers ki halt hai.

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Signal Time:
GMT : 2012.10.05 05:00:57 (GMT)
JAKARTA : 2012.10.05 12:00:57 (WIB)
KUALA LUMPUR : 2012.10.05 13:00:57 (GMT+8)

Trading: BUY USDCHF @ 0.9310
SL: Stop Loss @ 0.9265
TP: Take Profit @ 0.9371
Current Trend: UP TREND


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Signal Time:
GMT : 2012.10.05 01:01:52 (GMT)
JAKARTA : 2012.10.05 08:01:52 (WIB)
KUALA LUMPUR : 2012.10.05 09:01:52 (GMT+8)

Trading: SELL EURUSD @ 1.3016
SL: Stop Loss @ 1.3080
TP: Take Profit @ 1.2930
Current Trend: DOWN TREND


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Signal Time:
GMT : 2012.10.05 01:01:21 (GMT)
JAKARTA : 2012.10.05 08:01:21 (WIB)
KUALA LUMPUR : 2012.10.05 09:01:21 (GMT+8)

Trading: SELL GBPUSD @ 1.6190
SL: Stop Loss @ 1.6254
TP: Take Profit @ 1.6104
Current Trend: DOWN TREND


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Signal Time:
GMT : 2012.10.04 19:00:11 (GMT)
JAKARTA : 2012.10.05 02:00:11 (WIB)
KUALA LUMPUR : 2012.10.05 03:00:11 (GMT+8)

Trading: BUY GOLD @ 1790.90
SL: Stop Loss @ 1786.90
TP: Take Profit @ 1797.90
Current Trend: UP TREND


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Gold in Bullish Continuation After Breaking Above Flag Pattern

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By Christopher Vecchio, DailyFX Currency Analyst Price action has been mostly mixed on Thursday though trading in the pre-North American hours has resulted in a modest push upwards by high beta currencies and risk-correlated assets, led by declines by the Japanese Yen and the US Dollar. The optimism is mostly European-centric, with the Euro leading, followed closely by the British Pound and the Swiss Franc, despite the fact that equity markets remain skewed lower and Italian and Spanish bond yields have inched higher the past few hours. The main event on today's docket is the European Central Bank Rate Decision, although no new efforts are expected to be set forth. Instead, we are looking to President Mario Draghi's press conference, which could offer new insight into the conditions necessary to take part of the Outright Monetary Transactions (OMTs), the bond-buying program designed to work hand-in-hand with the European Stability Mechanism (ESM) to stem the crisis. Any commentary suggesting that the ECB remains prepared to act or rhetoric that suggests the 2013 budget set forth by Spain is sufficient for the ECB will be largely supportive of the Euro and high beta currencies. In fact, given the stall by many of the major pairs - AUDUSD, EURUSD, GBPUSD - at critical support, optimism spurred by the ECB could provoke a solid bounce ahead of tomorrow's crucial US Nonfarm Payrolls report for September. Taking a look at credit, peripheral European bond yields are mixed but higher, despite the Euro's strength. The Italian 2-year note yield has increased to 2.197% (+4.7-bps) while the Spanish 2-year note yield has increased to 3.161% (+4.6-bps). Likewise, the Italian 10-year note yield has decreased to 5.067% (-1.8-bps) while the Spanish 10-year note yield has increased to 5.786% (+3.0-bps); higher yields imply lower prices. RELATIVE PERFORMANCE (versus USD): 10:42 GMT EUR: +0.33% CHF:+0.28% GBP:+0.26% CAD:+0.18% NZD:+0.10% AUD:+0.03% JPY: -0.09% Dow Jones FXCM Dollar Index (Ticker: USDOLLAR): -0.14% (+1.00% past 5-days)   ECONOMIC CALENDAR     The economic docket is fully saturated today, with key events out of Europe in the early-North American trading hours headlining the calendar on Thursday. At 07:45 EDT / 11:45 GMT, the EUR European Central Bank Rate Decision will be announced and it is widely expected that the key interest rate will be on hold at 0.75%. ECB President Mario Draghi's Press Conference at 08:30 EDT / 12:30 GMT should also provide some additional volatility for traders, though we're not expecting anything major or new at the presser - compared to last time, when the OMTs were announced, this one could be a real 'snoozer.' Also at 08:30 EDT / 12:30 GMT is the release of the USD Initial Jobless Claims (SEP 29) report, which is expected to show that last week's outperformance was more or less a fluke. After North American trading begins, at 10:00 EDT / 14:00 GMT, the USD Factory Orders (AUG) report is due, and following the disappointing Durable Goods Orders report from last week, another contraction is expected. A miss wouldn't surprise here. Finally, at 14:00 EDT / 18:00 GMT, the USD Federal Reserve Releases the Minutes from the September 13 FOMC Meeting, and while little ground breaking information is expected, we will see how divided the Fed really was over QE3.   TECHNICAL OUTLOOK EURUSD:     More consolidation and drift higher has kept our outlook unchanged. Yesterday we noted that "[as long as the 200-DMA holds], we look towards the 61.8% Fibo retracement (February 2012 high to the July 2012 low) at 1.2934 again." Indeed, this is playing out, with the pair moving back towards the weekly highs at 1.2965/70. Resistance lays there, 1.3000, 1.3145, and 1.3165/75 (September high). Support comes in at 1.2915/20 (5-EMA), 1.2870/75 (20-EMA), and 1.2820/30 (200-DMA, late-April swing high).   USDJPY:      Yesterday I said "We're back to 78.10/20, and a daily close above eyes resistance at 78.40/60 (50-EMA), 78.80/90 (100-DMA, descending trendline off of the April 20 and June 25 highs), and 79.20/30 (200-DMA, September high). Should price close at or below 78.10/20, support comes in at 77.90, 77.40/45 (September 28 low), 77.65/70 (June 1 low) 77.45/50, and 77.10/15 (September low)." Today the USDJPY has held in the 78.40/60 zone, a level that was pivotal in August. With descending TL resistance overhead, further upside price action is likely capped.   GBPUSD:     The GBPUSD closed below major support yesterday, 1.6100/20 (20-EMA, descending trendline off of April 2011 and August 2011 highs, ascending trendline off of August 2 and August 31 lows), though there's been no follow through thus far today. As noted yesterday, "A break below suggests a move to 1.5970/75 (former channel resistance off of June 20 and August 23 highs), and 1.5770/85 (late-August swing lows. Resistance comes in at 1.6165/80 (late-September and early-October intraday swing levels), 1.6260 (the former April swing highs by close) and 1.6300 (by high)."   AUDUSD:     After setting fresh October lows early in trade on Thursday, the pair has rebounded and is working on a Doji candlestick now, a sign of indecision, and after a major downturn, perhaps a signal for a short-term correction. The levels noted yesterday hold: "Resistance comes in at 1.0275, 1.0330, 1.0405/25 (mid-August swing lows), and 1.0470/85 (former intraday swing levels). Support comes in at 1.0160/75 (mid-July and early-September swing levels), 1.0100/10, and 1.0000."   SPX500:     The SPX500 remains in a very gradual uptrend off of the June 1 low, and more recently has found itself trading in a tighter ascending channel the past ten-weeks. Since early-August, the 20-EMA has been strong support, with no two consecutive closes below occurring. We also note that over this time frame the daily RSI has not moved below 50. The SPX500's resilience in the face of a stronger US Dollar leads me to believe that another run at the highs is around the corner. Resistance comes in at 1458/60, 1475, and 1498/1504. Support comes in at 1443/45 (20-EMA), 1425 (the 61.8% Fibo retracement on June 2012 low to September 2012 high), 1420/22 (50-EMA).   GOLD:     Gold's consolidation the past few weeks has been necessary from a technical perspective, in order to clear out some of the short-term congestion faced given overbought conditions. It is important to consider that the sharp ascending trendline off of the August 15 and August 31 lows has held, now reinforced by the 20-EMA at 1750/55, also former intraday swing lows throughout mid-September. However, the sharp uptrend has brought Gold into the very important 1785/1805 zone, where former highs were set in November 2011 and February 2012. If this resistance breaks, a move to 1840 shouldn't be ruled out. Another failure at 1785/1805 would likely result in a pullback to 1750/55.   --- Written by Christopher Vecchio, DailyFX Currency Analyst Trading foreign exchange on margin carries a high level of risk, and may not be suitable for all investors. 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Santa And Bunta Singh's Graduation Picture From Harayana University..!

Smile Please..!!

 

 

Santa Drunk To His Gills Falls From His 1st floor Balcony.
People Gathered Around And Asked Him What Happened?
Santa : I Don't Know, I Also Came Down Just Now!

 

 

Santa Was Asked To Explain In English!

"Dukh Hamesha Sath Rehta Hai Magar Khushi Aati Jati Rehti Hai"

 Santa  : My Wife Is With Me But Her Sister Comes & Goes !!

 

Judge  : You Are Fined Rs.11,420.- For Rape..
Bunta  : My Lord, Why Exactly Rs.11,420.-
Judge  : Rs.10,000/- For Rape, 10.2% Entertainment Tax..Add To That

Court Fees.

Bunta Singh Buys The Latest Automatic BMW X8 Sport.

He Drives The Car Perfectly Well During The Day, But At Night The Car Just
Won't Move At All.
He Tries Driving The Car At Night For A Week But Still No Luck.

He Furiously Calls The BMW Dealers And They Send Out A Technician To Assist Him.

The Technician Asks.. " Sir, Are You Sure You Are Using The Right Gears?"

Full Of Anger Bunta Replies "You Fool, Idiotic Man, How Could You Ask Such A Stupid Question.... I'm Not Stupid!!

I Use ' D' Gear For The Day And ' N ' Gear For The Night..."
                                    

Banta Singh Badly Wanted To Be Known And Remembered As A Great Man..

So After A Strenuous Research He Made A New Addition To ' Newton's Law Of Motion'

We All Desi's Are Requested To Vote For His Nomination For The 2012

Noble Prize In Physics For His... " New Theory Of Motion"....

Which Says..." A Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion". !

 

    SANTA CONVERTED HIS REGULAT COMPUTER FROM 'DELL' TO 'APPLE'

 

 

Santa Sent An SMS To His Pregnant Wife Jasmeet...

One Minutes Later A Report Came On To His Phone...

Santa Started Dancing....

All Wondered Why...?

The Report Said, "DELIVERED".
         

Santa Ko Nayee Ferrai Mein Dekh Kar.. Banta:- Wow Santa, kithon Litti..?

Santa : Mein Highway Te Lift Mung Reha Si... Ik Gori Mem Aayee Te..

Mennu Kendi.. "Want A Ride Mr. Singh"?
I Hopped In And She Took Me To The Woods. Once In The Woods She Got Outside Took Off Her Clothes And Said, "Mr Singh. Take Anything"
Banta Is Quite Excited And Asks  "Fer Tu Ki Keeta"?
Santa : Mein Te Gaddi Lai Layee..
Banta : Changa Keeta... Ode Kapde Tenu Fit Bhi Nahi Aane Si...!!

 

                                          

Santa And Bunta Are Sitting In A Boat Fishing, And Drinking Beer..

Bunta  : I Think I'm Gonna Divorce Preeto,

            She Ain't Spoken To Me In Over Two Months..

Santa Takes a long, slow sip of beer and says,

          Better Think It Over Praji..Women Like That Are Hard To Find..!

                                         

Santa :  Praji..Please Close Your Curtains The Next Time You're

              Making Love To Preeto..

             The Whole Society Was Watching And Laughing At You Yesterday..!

Bunta  : Well The Joke's On Them Praji..

              Because I Wasn't Even Home Yesterday..!

 

                         BUNTA'S REFRIGERATOR DOOR SHELF..!

Customer : I Want 2007 Calender
Santa       : Sorry Sir, You Are Too Late. We Have Only 1000 calendars Left

 

Suhagraat De Agle Din...
Banto  :  Kal Raat Ki Hoya?
Nikki   :  Pahle Ohna Ne Meri Chunni Utar Ke Kili Te Tang Ditti.
Banto  :  Fer?
Nikki   :  Fer Mera Kurta Kili Te,
               Fer Salwar Killi Te,
               Fer Bra Killi Te,
               Fer Panty Killi Te,
Banto  :  Fer ?
Nikki   : Fer Killi Tut Gayi, Te O Bhen Da Yaar Sari Raat Killi Thokda Reha..!

Bus Conductor: Ticket, Ticket...!
Bunta        :  Gives Two Tickets
Conductor :  Why Two?
Bunta        :  If I Lose One, Another Will Be There..
Conductor :  What If You Lose Both?
Bunta        :  No Problem, I Have A Pass Too...!

The Whole Sardar Community Is So Confused That .....
Anna Fasted For 13 Days, Didn't Eat Anything, Didn't Drink Anything,

Then Why Is He Shouting Over The Mikes..." Bill Laao, Bill Laao ?"
Saala ! Khaya Piya Kuchh Nahin, To Bill Kaheka...?

         

Santa Bought A New Colour TV.. And Immersed It In Water.

Friend  : Why Did You Do That..?
Santa   : I Want To Check Whether Colour Goes Or Not!

Banta Buys SHAMPOO.
Banta          : Iske Saath Jo Gift Hai Dey Do..!
Dukandar    : Iske Sath Gift Nahe Hai..
Banta          : Jhootay... Ispe Likha Hai " DANDRUFF FREE "

Jasmeet   :  Mera Beta Motorcycle Se Gir Gaya..
Doctor      :  I Don't  Understand Hindi.. Can You Tell Me In English..?
Jasmeet   :  My Londa Gironda From Hero Honda..!

 

Santa Looked In The Mirror And Started To Think..."Isko Kahin Dekha Hai... !!  Haan! Yaad Aaya....

Yeh To Wahi Kameena Hai Jo Mere Shaadi Ke Album Mein Hain... 

Mere Biwi Ke Saath..!!

         

The Sardar's Have Solved Their Own Fuel Problems In Punjab..

They Have Imported 50 Million Tonnes Of Sand From The Arab's

And They're Going To Drill For Their Own Oil.!

 

Santa Walks Into Banta Singh's Farm And See's Him Dancing Naked And Playing With Himself In Front Of A Tractor..

Santa  :   Praji.. What Are You Doing?"

Bunta  :  Well Me And Preeto Haven't Been Getting On In The Bedroom 

               Lately.. So My Therapist Recommended I Do Something To 

               Attracter..! 

         

Santa  :  Have You Ever Noticed That Gandhiji On Every Indian Currency

               Note Keeps Smiling, Whereas Franklin On American Currency

               Notes Never Smiles...

               I Wonder Why ?

Banta  :  Oye Khote, Tennu Enna V Nahi Pata...

              American Ladies Never Keep Their Currency In Their Bra.!

                                                        -dpb--

 

Santa Was Very Happy After Taking Viagra..

He Tells His Buddy Bunta... "All Medicines Have Side Effect.

Only Viagra Has A Front Effect "

 

 

Santa Bought A Car On Loan... He Didn't Pay The Installment Dues,

The Bank Took Away His Car.
Santa  : If I Knew Bank Policy.. I'd Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage

              Also..!

Santa Was Having Financial Problems... So He Decided To Kidnap A Child And Demand A Ransom.
He Went To A Local Park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote a note.

'I have kidnapped your child. I am so sorry to do this but I need the money.
Leave Rs.10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big Pipal tree in the park at 7am.' Signed, 'Santa, The Kidnapper'
He pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home.

The next morning, he returned to the park to find Rs.10,000 in a brown bag behind the

Pipal tree, just as he had instructed. Inside the bag with the cash was the following note.
'Here is your money. But I cannot believe that one Sardar would do this to another.'

         

Haryana Times : Yesterday A Two Seater Plane Crashed In A Graveyard In Punjab...

Local Sardars Have So Far Found 500 Bodies And Are Still Digging For More.

         

To Help With The Nations Harvest Economy, Punjab Government Announced

Rs. 50,000.00 To Every Family With 5 Children Per House Hold.

Santa Had 4 Children, So He Confides To His Wife Jasmeet..Meri Girlfriend Preeto

Se Mera Ek Bachcha Hai..Usey Le Aata Hoon..Total 5 Ho Jayenge..Aur Government

Ki Taraf Se Hume Bhi Rs. 50,000.00 Mil Jayenge..! 
Santa Preeto Se Bachcha Leke Ghar Aaya Aur Us Ne Jasmeet Se Puchha..

Jitender Aa Gaya Hai... Maninder, Surinder, Rajender Aur Virender Kahan Hain?

Jasmeet Ne Jawab Diya..Jis Jis Ke They..Woh Le Gaye..!

 

Ravi

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