GHAR GHAR KI KAHAANI.....
A small argument between a couple turns violent.
Husband says: Don't let the animal in me come out.
Wife replies: Who's afraid of a mouse!!!
If wife wants husband's attention, she just has to look sad & uncomfortable.
If husband wants wife's attention, he just has to look comfortable & happy.
A Philosopher HUSBAND said:- Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband…
"Miss" for first year & "Stress" for rest of the life…
Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married? That was common sense leaving your body!
Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!Dad: What role are you playing?Pappu: A husband!Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!
Man outside phone booth: "Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven't spoken a word".
Man inside: "I am talking to my wife."
A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.....She said- "sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot."
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC...No matter how loud he is outdoors, he is designed to remain silent indoors!
Best one line ad by a married man on OLX For Sale – Wedding Suit, used only once...by Mistake……
Listening To your Wife…is like reading terms & conditions of a website.You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE".
The sweetest message-
Husband to wife: You should learn to embrace your mistakes…..
She hugged him tightly……
With warm regards,
Ravi
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