Since he was going, for like, something like more than
10 years or so, he decided to get his wife and his
bro along... you know...so that they could all
chill out together!
But, the forest was reeeeal scary shit... really man...
they had monkeys and devils and shit like that.
But this guy, Ram, kicked with dash and bows and
arrows. so it was fine. But then some bad gangster boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe, Sita,
and lures her away to his 'hood.
And boy, was our man, and also his bro,
Laxman, pissed!
All the Gods were with him... yo' know what mean.
So, anyways, you don't mess with gods!
So, Ram, and his bro, get an army of monkeys!
Guy, don't ask me how they trained the damn
monkeys... just go along with me, ok!
So, Ram, Lax and their monkeys, whip this
gangsters' ass in his own 'hood..!
Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest,
and anyways...it gets kinda boring, you know,
no TV, malls or shit like that.
So, they decided to hitch a ride back home..!
And when the people realize that our guy, his bro and the wife are back home...they thought, well,
you know, at least they deserve something nice..!
And they didn't have any bars or clubs in those days...
so they couldn't take them out for a drink..!
So they, like, decided to smoke and stuff..!
And since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps also...so it was pretty cooool...
you know, with all those fireworks..!
And this is how it started Diwali..!"
The parents were stunned and
could not believe what they just heard!
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