Great black humour and very apt--
Dear Shri Robert Vadra ji,
I know you're in the news for corruption and tax evasion charges,
but don't let that bog you down. You are bigger than that, and
we are with you. And of course, there's the union cabinet to take
care of that. Salman hai na? [I am guessing that in the inner party
circles, he goes as son-in-law minister. Hee hee.]
But on a serious note, you are such an inspiration, man. You know
how everybody has their life-changing moments? Buddha
had it below than Banyan tree. Newton had it when that apple fell
on his head. Poonam Pandey when she realized her best talent was
taking her clothes off.
Similarly, mine was when i saw a sign at the airport listing out
the most important people in India, the ones exempted from getting
their balls cupped by
CISF officers.
President. Prime Minister. Cabinet Ministers. Chief Justice. Shri
Robert Vadra....
Man, this must be an order of magnitude bigger than getting AIR 1
in IITJEE, 100 percentile in CAT and topping the civil services exam.
In the
same year. Mumma must be so proud. Dude, you're such a rockstar.
And i felt important when Continental airlines sent me a one-time pass
to the premium lounge. What a
loser.
But i guess you were destined for greatness. Your mom was of
Scottish origin, and dad an Indian. Always the mark of a great man to
marry a foreigner, and i guess it also fit into the
whole Gandhi family theme. But clearly, if there's one thing you
did well, it was getting married to Priyanka ji. Very nice lady she
is, tall, charismatic, short hair and all that.
While most Indian men dream of marrying a woman who can get them a
crore in dowry, you went long. And how. Good job there.
Don't get me wrong, i am not like those stupid BJP walas, ranting
against you. I truly adore you man. Your journey is going to inspire
men and women for many centuries.
I mean, you got the airport frisking exemption even before the
chiefs of our defense services.
That is so FREAKING AWESOME.
Of course, you are not all about being the first-son-in-law of the
country. There's more to you. Like spending time in the gym to give a
complex to Salman and Hrithik.
You're forty and have a six pack of abs. I am 32 and my lungs turn
into the Agni missile if i dare run a kilometer. You already have a
mustache. I say you should shoot for the lead role in Dabangg 2.
Oh, and i love your 1800cc motorcycle. Even my car doesn't have
that many CCs. But then, the national jamai has to live in style, so
it is cool. Kitna deti hai, btw?
There's so much to you. I think you are doing a great job of
removing gender stereotypes that crappy shows like Balika Vadhu are
creating. There the bahus spend their time cooking, looking good and
taking care of the family name. Here, you are making sure you look
good, while taking care of the family name. This is just so sweet. I
would do chubby cheeks to you, if i could.
Along the way, you've also built yourself a business empire.
Stakes in hotels, apartments all over the place, everything totaling
hundreds of crores.
Excellent example for unmarried budding entrepreneurs. Just one
suggestion – you should consider putting up those apartments for rent.
Some supplemental income never hurts.
Awesome, man. Awesome. Very impressive.
Achha, one last thing. I hear you got a 10,000 square feet
apartment in Gurgaon for 89 lakh. Boss, this is god-level bargaining
skills.
How did you manage? When i tried, they wouldn't sell me an
apartment a tenth of that size for that much. Can you please help
getting that
discount?
Perhaps if we find ten other people, DLF might even give us a
group discount and make it even cheaper.
Chalo boss, that's it for now. Take care, keep rocking, and don't
worry about Kejriwal, the BJP, or Indian people.
We forgot about Bofors, we've forgotten CWG, we've forgotten 2G,
we'll forget Coal G, we'll forget JIJA JI as well.
[Image courtesy: India Today]
Disclaimer: Dear Kapil Sibal ji, i just mean this in good humor.
If you are considering putting me in jail for this silly satirical
post, please note that Suresh Raina's nephew wrote it.]
Thanks for visiting Amreekandesi!
Cheers.....
Dilip Kumar
+919448851643
--
Munnabhai Sattodia
Open Letter to Shri Robert Vadra
October 10, 2012
By amreekandesi
October 10, 2012
By amreekandesi
Dear Shri Robert Vadra ji,
I know you're in the news for corruption and tax evasion charges,
but don't let that bog you down. You are bigger than that, and
we are with you. And of course, there's the union cabinet to take
care of that. Salman hai na? [I am guessing that in the inner party
circles, he goes as son-in-law minister. Hee hee.]
But on a serious note, you are such an inspiration, man. You know
how everybody has their life-changing moments? Buddha
had it below than Banyan tree. Newton had it when that apple fell
on his head. Poonam Pandey when she realized her best talent was
taking her clothes off.
Similarly, mine was when i saw a sign at the airport listing out
the most important people in India, the ones exempted from getting
their balls cupped by
CISF officers.
President. Prime Minister. Cabinet Ministers. Chief Justice. Shri
Robert Vadra....
Man, this must be an order of magnitude bigger than getting AIR 1
in IITJEE, 100 percentile in CAT and topping the civil services exam.
In the
same year. Mumma must be so proud. Dude, you're such a rockstar.
And i felt important when Continental airlines sent me a one-time pass
to the premium lounge. What a
loser.
But i guess you were destined for greatness. Your mom was of
Scottish origin, and dad an Indian. Always the mark of a great man to
marry a foreigner, and i guess it also fit into the
whole Gandhi family theme. But clearly, if there's one thing you
did well, it was getting married to Priyanka ji. Very nice lady she
is, tall, charismatic, short hair and all that.
While most Indian men dream of marrying a woman who can get them a
crore in dowry, you went long. And how. Good job there.
Don't get me wrong, i am not like those stupid BJP walas, ranting
against you. I truly adore you man. Your journey is going to inspire
men and women for many centuries.
I mean, you got the airport frisking exemption even before the
chiefs of our defense services.
That is so FREAKING AWESOME.
Of course, you are not all about being the first-son-in-law of the
country. There's more to you. Like spending time in the gym to give a
complex to Salman and Hrithik.
You're forty and have a six pack of abs. I am 32 and my lungs turn
into the Agni missile if i dare run a kilometer. You already have a
mustache. I say you should shoot for the lead role in Dabangg 2.
Oh, and i love your 1800cc motorcycle. Even my car doesn't have
that many CCs. But then, the national jamai has to live in style, so
it is cool. Kitna deti hai, btw?
There's so much to you. I think you are doing a great job of
removing gender stereotypes that crappy shows like Balika Vadhu are
creating. There the bahus spend their time cooking, looking good and
taking care of the family name. Here, you are making sure you look
good, while taking care of the family name. This is just so sweet. I
would do chubby cheeks to you, if i could.
Along the way, you've also built yourself a business empire.
Stakes in hotels, apartments all over the place, everything totaling
hundreds of crores.
Excellent example for unmarried budding entrepreneurs. Just one
suggestion – you should consider putting up those apartments for rent.
Some supplemental income never hurts.
Awesome, man. Awesome. Very impressive.
Achha, one last thing. I hear you got a 10,000 square feet
apartment in Gurgaon for 89 lakh. Boss, this is god-level bargaining
skills.
How did you manage? When i tried, they wouldn't sell me an
apartment a tenth of that size for that much. Can you please help
getting that
discount?
Perhaps if we find ten other people, DLF might even give us a
group discount and make it even cheaper.
Chalo boss, that's it for now. Take care, keep rocking, and don't
worry about Kejriwal, the BJP, or Indian people.
We forgot about Bofors, we've forgotten CWG, we've forgotten 2G,
we'll forget Coal G, we'll forget JIJA JI as well.
[Image courtesy: India Today]
Disclaimer: Dear Kapil Sibal ji, i just mean this in good humor.
If you are considering putting me in jail for this silly satirical
post, please note that Suresh Raina's nephew wrote it.]
Thanks for visiting Amreekandesi!
Cheers.....
Dilip Kumar
+919448851643
--
Munnabhai Sattodia
With warm regards,
Ravi
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