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[Safe Forex Trading System] Re: {LONGTERMINVESTORS} Parsees - and more!

Good Day to ALL
I would like to make it clear that I do not intend to hurt anyone on this earth.
Trading being such a strenuous job, I thought it better to keep our funny bone active.

My motto , fight the FII's out of our country.



Nifty futures took support at S1-5233 and Gyrated to R1- 5548.

Profit till now 5548-5233= 315 pts.
Hope everyone is enjoying
Happy Trading
Ravi

 Call Dtd:  25th Aug12 

For Sept. Series

Nifty Futures for Sept.Series  is expected  to trade  in the Band:


R3- 5973
R2- 5758
R1- 5548

S1- 5233
S2- 4956
S3- 4755


Please observe the foll levels also.
Strong Res: 5401

Strong Supp: 4936

Happy trading
Ravi



On Mon, Sep 17, 2012 at 10:14 AM, Harry P <harry.public@gmail.com> wrote:
I did not even read this mail, I delete most of these without reading. However, after all this controversy, I read it and these are actually funny ...


On Mon, Sep 17, 2012 at 9:10 AM, Nitin A. Khandkar <nitin.khandkar@gmail.com> wrote:
Mr. Parikh:

Such joked are meant to be taken in the lighter vein. I do not think Ravi meant to "target" any communities. His joke (must be a forward from somebody else) practically mentions every community in India, so how can he be accused in such way?

In case you did not notice, his joke does mention "Mumbaikar" - but maybe you are not willing to accept that Mumbaikar means Marathi. Unfortunately you are creating an issue out of nothing.

Your post in a public forum "Guess they add up to nothing" is offensive, mischievous and inflammatory. It clearly highlight your ignorance (genuine or feigned?) about the contribution of Maharashtrians to this great country. 

Do not vent your personal biases through this group please.

I would urge Mr. Desai, the group owner, to warn members to desist from posting such inflammatory comment in the group. Such instigating posts should not be tolerated in this group.

Regards,


On Sun, Sep 16, 2012 at 7:42 PM, <parikh68@gmail.com> wrote:
Come to think of it ravi nothing abt marathis. Guess they add up to nothing.
Sent on my BlackBerry® from Vodafone

From: Ravi Palwankar <ravipalwankar@gmail.com>
Date: Sun, 16 Sep 2012 19:32:23 +0530
To: Mr. Ravindra Palwankar-P<ravipalwankar@gmail.com>
Subject: {LONGTERMINVESTORS} Parsees - and more!






One Parsi - Statue at Oval
Two Parsis - Dolly and Polly of Mocambo Cafe
Three Parsis - A noisy threesome playing cards at Elphinstone Club
Four Parsis - A snooty lot at the NCPA for a musical evening
Five Parsis - Off to Udwada Earth shattering Noises on a Sunday afternoon -
Six Bawas - snoring after Dhansak, Rice and Kawabs on Patia chairs at
the Ripon Club.
Seven Parsis - half the Sr. counsel in Bombay High Court
Eight Parsis - Dadar Parsi Colony cycling competition
Nine Parsis - surely one of them is being led to the vultures
Ten Parsis - half of the Medical Elite of Bombay
Eleven Parsis - shareholder's meeting of Tata Sons
Twelve Parsis - all the statues on the sofas at Willingdon Club patio


Bengali
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team .

Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna .

Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.

Mallu
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.

Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay 's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

Andhraite
One Andhraite = chili farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.

Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.

Tamil-Brahmin
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara .

Mumbaikar
One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Mumbaikars = film studio.
Three Mumbaikars = slum.
Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the
train at rush hour.

Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar .
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association




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Ravi

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